Verse 1

BS:
Comfort's the reason for my survival
Stress is a virus, relaxing is vital
Regrets are mistakes, treat mistakes like type-o's
when live moves fast you need to drive slow
 
AR:
No don't get it twisted, call me hedonistic...
And here's the reason why:
Pleasure ain't the sole goal of my endeavors
I just think being comfortable is so fly
 
BS:
Catch me at home, eatin' pasta
Netflix on, rockin' boxers
Sippin' Jameson, laidback posture
On my do-that do-that re-re-lax-lax proper!
 
AR:
I drink delirium tremens from a plastic sniffer
Sittin' on the roof eyeing the big dipper in slippers
No underwear, I prefer the open air
Focused on my jewels like a debeer's picture
 
BS:
Don't mind if I do make myself at home
Piss with the door open, charge my cellphone
Rummage through your fridge, peek in medicine cabinets
Drink your last Coke and take your vitamin tablets
 
AR:
I like booze that's easy to sip on
I also like shoes, especially when they're sip on
And that does not make me lazy...
It's the 21st century: efficiency, baby!
 
Chorus:
 
If you don't care 'bout what folks think
You just do what you do, drink what you drink
Say what you say, go where you go
Act like you act, know what you know
Then you're feeling the way that I feel,
And you like being comfortable.
Then you're feeling the way that I feel,
And you love being comfortable.
 
Verse 2:

AR:
I love being comfortable, muy comodo
I'll trade you my blazer for a silk kimono
I like to live life according to my ways
So every work day is casual Friday.
 
BS:
No Geechi Suede, cleaning maids,
Cashmere sweaters or fear of being lame
Fitted? CHECK
SB's? CHECK
Clothes are clean enough (sniff) ready to jet!
 
AR:
Went to a bar in Soho, then I said "Oh no...",
You step inside, I will not go.
Porque?? A twelve-dollar corona is beyond loco,
Comprende?
I don't give a damn about your ambience
Bartenders speaking French, though none of them come from France
Mediocre cocktails flowing like a fountain,
No one's horny, they just want out their uncomfy outfits.
 
Chorus

If you don't care 'bout what folks think
You just do what you do, drink what you drink
Say what you say, go where you go
Act like you act, know what you know
Then you're feeling the way that I feel,
And you like being comfortable.
Then you're feeling the way that I feel,
And you love being comfortable.

Bridge: (BS & AR)
So comfortable, so comfortable (x3)
AR: Like having sex on top a unicorn that's riding a cloud!
 
Bridge: (BS & AR)
So comfortable, so comfortable (x3)
AR: PSA y'all!
 
Verse 3
 
AR:
Comfort does not have to be unprofessional,
Going to work smelling like sweaty testicles.
You can be comfortable in your skin,
Without it being slimy like canned fruits and vegetables

BS:
Your disgusting comfy,
Makes me uncomfortable.
You smell like rotten lunchmeat,
left in the sun a month or so.
Swaggin' about like your ass farts roses
White-tee, pit-stains, hella' halitosis
I'm standing and I STILL smell your feet,
the wreak's reach has gotta be 5 feet at least!
Dead-ass, you got t-minus 3
to hop up in the shower, get to brushing your teeth
Earthy don't mean dirty, get that ass to the beach
or we're just not friends anymore --- PEACE!
 
Chorus

If you don't care 'bout what folks think
You just do what you do, drink what you drink
Say what you say, go where you go
Act like you act, know what you know
Then you're feeling the way that I feel,
And you like being comfortable.
Then you're feeling the way that I feel,
And you love being comfortable.

Bridge: (BS & AR)
So comfortable, so comfortable (x3)
AR: Like doing nude backflips on a memory foam mattress!
 
Bridge: (BS & AR)
So comfortable, so comfortable (x3)
BS: Like you're walkin' on water, rockin' satin silk slip-ons!